Dear Yetti,

Oh buddy, where do I even begin, eh? You’re the maple syrup to my pancakes, the poutine to my fries, and yes—let's not forget the crown jewels of our friendship, your ♥♥♥♥ and balls. They're like a pair of Loonies and Toonies: uniquely Canadian, priceless, and always jingling in my thoughts. I love 'em more than a double-double from Timmies on a frosty morning.

You’ve got more pride in those bits than a Canuck has in their Molson Muscle after a 2-4 weekend, and I gotta say, I love every ounce of 'em—balls to the wall, eh?

Yours truly, with love and loonie-sized affection, [Your Name]

Hey bud,
I just wanted to take a moment to let you know something important — no hard feelings about that unique night you had with Doris the sheep. We’ve all made our fair share of questionable decisions (I mean, who hasn’t kissed a cod, right?). But friendship, my man, that’s stronger than any one-night stand with livestock.

So yeah, I forgive you. No judgment here — you’re still the same ol’ Yetti I know and love. What happens in the barn stays in the barn, eh?

Let’s grab a double-double soon and laugh about this one over a box of Timbits. You’ve got nothing but love and forgiveness from me, buddy.

Always here for ya,

get a joj...

CURSE YOU BAYLE! 🐲 I hereby vow! 💯 You will rue this day! ☀️ Behold, a true drake warrior! 🤺 And I, Igon! 👨‍🦱
Your fears made flesh! 🥶 Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon... 💩 But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! 🎯 With a hail of harpoons! 🏹

you want me? to gug in the bayou? i'll take my chances with the church.

Great. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me ♥♥♥ in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My ♥♥♥ filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me ♥♥♥ even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own ♥♥♥ with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.