Recent reviews by meleeipede

Be a Psychopath with Magic™
With a Story Now™

The grandmas have taken over my game. (Well, not yet at least, but I know they do that.)

Really just a paid version of the free website version, good if you want to support the developers, (also comes with background music made by C418, now that's cool. Oh yeah, and I think it has some other new things but I cannot remember what they were.) But yeah, if you want to support the devs or just like Cookie Clicker in general, buy this game.

Overall good game, it overhauls the old point and click Henry Stickmin games on Newgrounds, (as in the art,) and then on top of that it adds an entire new mission.

However, as it's a point and click story game, it has limited replayability other than the achievements.

I am LiveLeak's next superstar.
Anyway, onto the "review."

I've played for 16.6 hours and in that time
-Died 3 times
-Laughed my ass off
-♥♥♥♥ myself
-Intense Breathing
-Pop goes the weasel

Update: 46.6 hours, I rather enjoy this game.
-Died so many times I literally cannot count anymore
-Laughed my lungs out (this can't be good for my health)
-No longer ♥♥♥♥ myself
-Shovel bashing
-Modded the game so much to the point it was nearly unrecognizable (it was still playable and fun though :steamthumbsup:)
-This isn't a bullet point but a company sponsored message: BUY THE GAME BUY THE GAME BUY THE GAME BUY THE GAME
(seriously, buy the game it's good)

11/10, great game.

So... why does no one want to be friends with me? (not fr btw)

The game for psychopaths that want to be psychos, it's a sandbox game with a bunch of stuff, (including guns and stuff,) and some very gory humans, (along with androids and these spider creature thing-a-ma-bobs called gorses.) And if you aren't interested in beating someone into a pile of flesh with a jukebox, then you can also just build stuff. Check the workshop for instance, there are some really cool contraptions people have made. Oh yeah, the mods. There's mods, most of them just add more stuff to kill people in more unique ways, or just some QoL stuff.

Demolition if Let's Game It Out had a say about it.

Basically, you blow stuff up, get money from blowing stuff up, then get new equipment for blowing stuff up.
That's just campaign mode though.

Sandbox is just blowing stuff up to your heart's content, you have infinite ammo, (not infinite health though, be cautious,) and you can blow stuff up for as long as your PC's memory will last.

Did I mention there are mods?

Alright so, I could write an entire essay on how addicted I am to this game, and how much I like it.
But, I'm not.
Here's a description with only number labels.
1. Grindy sometimes
2. Re-playable
3. Lots of content
4. Great mod support (entire free DLC dedicated to modding)
5. There's more but I'm lazy
Some extra stuff too,
1. Horrible angler NPC (don't fish)
2. Bats.