Literally insane.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.

Update 2: Listen, I know about the whole pandemic, but I decided to take refuge in an old lady's home. I took a train from Virginia to Colorado, I know, you may be asking "But isn't the government trying to find you?" To that I answer: yes. But another one of the powers I gained was invisibility... or some form of it. I think I'm safe, it's all over the news. Thank god this old lady is nice enough. I'm not sure how long I will be able to stay, I just hope it's long enough so that the government calls off the search. I might have to sneak into Canada.