Literally insane.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own ♥♥♥♥♥. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- ♥♥♥♥♥ contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to ♥♥♥♥ my own ♥♥♥♥♥ but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.

Update 2: Listen, I know about the whole pandemic, but I decided to take refuge in an old lady's home. I took a train from Virginia to Colorado, I know, you may be asking "But isn't the government trying to find you?" To that I answer: yes. But another one of the powers I gained was invisibility... or some form of it. I think I'm safe, it's all over the news. Thank god this old lady is nice enough. I'm not sure how long I will be able to stay, I just hope it's long enough so that the government calls off the search. I might have to sneak into Canada.