--- Normal Quotes ---

"This kid has a terminal illness and he's playing gmod? Yeah, no." - Ghost, 5/25/19.

"The path to failure, is caused by the lack of desire to succeed." - Ghost, 6/1/19.

"I don't have an E button!" - Gaming, after not being able to press "E."

"Watermelons are just really big grapes" - Texan Depression, some time ago.

"The suitcase is just a cuboid of death" - Hunter, while talking about Hitman 2's briefcase.

"End of school? I'm waiting for the summer sale!" - Ghost, talking about the Steam Summer Sale.

"How do you play with my heart this time" - Ghost's Friend

"Before my reactors go super nova..." - Ghost, 6/16/19

"That doesn't deserve a full clap" - Ghost, 6/17/19

"Hey there buddy, would you like a taser grenade?" - Ghost, 6/28/19

"I just slit your throat!" - Hunter, 10/7/19, No context needed.

"Well you need that cause you're a troublemaker." - Ghost's dad to Ghost when he's talking about parental restrictions.

"Life is strong, but not as strong as death" - Ender, 5/6/20

"I'm just gonna start cutting ♥♥♥♥ off" - Hunter, 6/26/20

"It looks like someone just spilled paint all over my stairs!" Shawn, while playing Minecraft

"They got Poof-Goned" - Hunter, 7/21/2020

"Listen, Spencer, I'm not gonna hip-fire with an AK from 50 meters away!" - Hunter, while arguing about aim assist in MW.

--- Weird as F**k Quotes ---


"Join me, No one's in me" - Ghost, while talking about joining a roblox game

"Sugar time with your meat stick" - Hunter, 6/1/19.

"I just want to quickly kill some people" - Phoenix, 6/5/19

"How many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arrows do you take?" - Hunter, 6/8/19

"Hey buddy, how you doin'?" - Ghost, 6/8/19

"raider? more like womb raider." - Gaming, while talking about Ghost.

"Search, 'How to #### your local school on youtube' for a good tutorial" - Ghost, 6/17/19

"Black, that homeless camp is DLC." - Ghost, 7/23/19

"There was only a few babies left." - Hunter, 9/1/19

"Ohhhhh, it goes 1.5 in!" - Ghost, 10/7/19

"I just recreated Nagasaki on the toilet" - Ghost, 11/6/19

"The sound of the shovel hitting their face is so satisfying" - Ghost, 3/22/20

"Give it to me, Give it to me, Give it to me, Yes!" - Ender, 5/11/20

"Stalin be with me" - Ender, 5/11/20

"I Love you Bone" - Zebs, 6/8/20

"That's inspritational for suicide." - Soup, while reading a different quote in this list.

"I thought this was dried ♥♥♥♥ but it's actually a piece of plastic" - Soup, 6/14/2020

"Ooohhhhhh Daddy ♥♥♥♥" - Soup, 6/14/2020

"You stupid mmmm- My little pony looking ass" - Soup, 6/14/2020

"Oooohhhhh she's fingering meeee" - Soup, 6/14/2020

"I've also helped someone cheat on their girlfriend" - Soup, 6/15/2020

"That's just me smacking my cooch" - Soup, 6/15/2020

"He doesn't associate with anyone but his butt buddies™" - Greg, while talking about an owner of a server

"I screw my sister to keep the bloodline pure" - Chubbs, 7/10/2020

"🎵 Get Raped, Get Raped. 🎵... Yep that's my motto" - Hunter, 8/28/2020

"Thank you so much for using a P90. You make me so erect." - Hunter, 8/28/2020

--- Fully Dumbass Quotes ---


"What do you mean I can't fit an AMD core in an Intel MoBo?" - Tallgoo, 5/21/19

"Guitars are just really big metallic pianos" - Texan Depression, 6/2/19.

"I had too much greasy goodness, threw up half a liter" - My friend Steven, 6/2/2019.

"I don't have FTL Flopper" - Shawn, Trying to say PHD Flopper

"I have Bubbles" - Shawn, Referring to a gun.

"My eyes are cold" - Shawn, 6/6/2020

"Let's call the Skeleton Flaccid Pancake" - Zebs, 6/10/2020

"It's turning light time" - Zebs, 6/10/2020

"I need a pill chill" - Soup, 6/14/2020

"Luigi Ballsack" - Soup, 6/14/2020

"MoM wHy Am I pOoPy" - Soup, 6/14/2020

"Are you breathing fat?" - Zebs, while talking to Ender