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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You

No way he just put in that Naruto🥷 reference in there😄🤯. Yeah, man, my anime fans😼- My anime fans are gonna-🥴 Man, I love this- this- this reference🥹. Sasuke!😫 Naruto!😡 Sharingan👹, Izanagi👺, Amaterasu🔥. Wakatta🥶, sensei🙂‍↕️. Man😝, Neji😵. Wha-🤔 Wha-🤨 Wha-🫨 What do they say🤔? Shinra Tensei😈. Man, I shou-😃 I should do voice acting for Naruto🥷, like the dub version in the future🤠. Kakashi sensei👿.

From the moment I saw you, Hawk Tuah, my glorious Pookie Bear, my world was forever transformed. It was as if everything around me faded, and only you remained, standing there as the answer to every unspoken wish my heart had ever made. In that instant, I knew—my life would never be the same. You’ve brought a love so profound, it has reshaped the way I see everything. Your presence alone lights up my darkest days, and every moment spent with you fills my soul with a joy I never knew existed.

You’ve changed my life in ways I cannot fully express. You’ve given me strength, love, and hope, and you’ve taught me what it means to truly live. Hawk Tuah, my Pookie Bear, you’ve made every day brighter, every challenge lighter, and every joy more intense. My heart belongs to you, and with each passing day, I fall even more in love with the person you are and the life we share. You are, and always will be, the love that changed everything for me.

funny hentai story for ya... was having a nice beat-off sesh and messaged my bud to ask him what he was beating off to (we synch our j/o sessions). Well he linked me some anime sht and I burst out laughing and lost my hard-on. It takes a WHILE for me to get a woody these days so I was pssed... That weekend I dropped by his place and gave his wife some DVDs (The Notebook, Crazy Stupid Love, and other chick movies my wife promised to loan her). Except I slipped in a little surprise... Earlier I downloaded a nasty hentai flick and had Staples burn it to DVD, then I replaced one of the discs. Wouldn't you know it, 2 NFL Sundays later I get an angry call from her. I tell her the husband must have mixed up the movie and his cartoon porn. And the cat was out of the bag LOL. The dude was in the dog house for ages, to this day he has no idea how it happened. Next time don't ruin a man's wank with that weird Chinese sh*t...just some good clean fun 😎🆒

Official Statement Regarding My Mom.

Ok, I’m sorry for the off topic comment, but I feel like this needs to be said. Yesterday, at around 6:46 PM Eastern Time, a fellow steam user in this comment section who I won’t name- claimed that they “slept with my mom”.

Let me get something straight. This anonymous steam user didn’t sleep with my mom. In fact, none of you have ever and will never do something liek that. I know that for a fact.

So, please, nobody believe them. If you’ve seen the comment in question, just ignore them. Ok? Thanks