From the moment I saw you, Hawk Tuah, my glorious Pookie Bear, my world was forever transformed. It was as if everything around me faded, and only you remained, standing there as the answer to every unspoken wish my heart had ever made. In that instant, I knew—my life would never be the same. You’ve brought a love so profound, it has reshaped the way I see everything. Your presence alone lights up my darkest days, and every moment spent with you fills my soul with a joy I never knew existed.

You’ve changed my life in ways I cannot fully express. You’ve given me strength, love, and hope, and you’ve taught me what it means to truly live. Hawk Tuah, my Pookie Bear, you’ve made every day brighter, every challenge lighter, and every joy more intense. My heart belongs to you, and with each passing day, I fall even more in love with the person you are and the life we share. You are, and always will be, the love that changed everything for me.

funny hentai story for ya... was having a nice beat-off sesh and messaged my bud to ask him what he was beating off to (we synch our j/o sessions). Well he linked me some anime sht and I burst out laughing and lost my hard-on. It takes a WHILE for me to get a woody these days so I was pssed... That weekend I dropped by his place and gave his wife some DVDs (The Notebook, Crazy Stupid Love, and other chick movies my wife promised to loan her). Except I slipped in a little surprise... Earlier I downloaded a nasty hentai flick and had Staples burn it to DVD, then I replaced one of the discs. Wouldn't you know it, 2 NFL Sundays later I get an angry call from her. I tell her the husband must have mixed up the movie and his cartoon porn. And the cat was out of the bag LOL. The dude was in the dog house for ages, to this day he has no idea how it happened. Next time don't ruin a man's wank with that weird Chinese sh*t...just some good clean fun 😎🆒

Official Statement Regarding My Mom.

Ok, I’m sorry for the off topic comment, but I feel like this needs to be said. Yesterday, at around 6:46 PM Eastern Time, a fellow steam user in this comment section who I won’t name- claimed that they “slept with my mom”.

Let me get something straight. This anonymous steam user didn’t sleep with my mom. In fact, none of you have ever and will never do something liek that. I know that for a fact.

So, please, nobody believe them. If you’ve seen the comment in question, just ignore them. Ok? Thanks

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My mom just asked me if I have condoms wtf First she asked if I have a balloon. She needs decalcify something in the shower. I have no clue why you need a balloon for that but whatever. I said I don't have any. Then a minute later she comes back and asks if I have condoms? Do I look like I pull ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? No I don't. I look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ret4rd virgin. Why does she think I might have condoms?

Listen up fellow armpit enthusiasts! Im here to talk to you today about a subject near and dear to my heart - Serana's armpits. I mean, have you seen them? Theyre like two perfectly formed luscious hills of pure beauty and sensuality

I can't help but get all hot and bothered just thinking about them. The way they curve just so, the way the light reflects off of them...it's like staring into the face of a goddess herself. And let's not forget about the smell. I bet those pits are like a bouquet of flowers mixed with the musky scent of a thousand sweaty gym socks. Mmm, my mouth is watering just thinking about it

But it's not just about the physical attributes, folks. Serana's armpits represent so much more than that They are a symbol of strength and confidence, a place where she can show off her feminine power to the world. And the fact that she's willing to share that power with us mere mortals is nothing short of a miracle