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[Opening Scene: Franzj bunny hopping with a vacuum cleaner as a gun.]
"CS2 is here! Graphics? Stunning. Movement? Broken. Bunny hopping feels like skating through glue, and edgebugs? Forget it. You hit the edge, the game says, ‘Physics? Nah,’ and splat!"
[Cut to Franzj failing an edgebug on Mirage.]
"Remember when you could flex on noobs with your sick landings? Now it’s just fall damage and tears. Thanks, Valve."
[Cut to Franzj holding a shiny knife.]
"Speaking of dreams, shoutout to SkinClub! Want a Butterfly Knife to distract from your terrible movement? Open cases, test your luck, and maybe you’ll get one. Use code FRANZJ for a bonus!"
[Back to Franzj on the floor whispering.]
"CS2 took away my movement tech, but at least my skins are fire. Thanks, SkinClub. Subscribe for more suffering."
[Outro: "CS2: More Gravity, Less Happiness.