Jansson350
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Germany
:LIS_butterfly:Protector of Kate Marsh :LIS_flower:
:medicon: Medic :crate:
:solitude: Shield and Sword :whiterun:
:Lotus: Octavia :LotusFlower:
:Garrus::HelmetS: Paragon :Liara::Tali:
:LIS_butterfly:Protector of Kate Marsh :LIS_flower:
:medicon: Medic :crate:
:solitude: Shield and Sword :whiterun:
:Lotus: Octavia :LotusFlower:
:Garrus::HelmetS: Paragon :Liara::Tali:
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Even angels need angels, Max.
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Some quotes I like :)
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave."
-Death of DC Comics


"Fear is wisdom in the face of danger, it is nothing to be ashamed of."
-Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock (BBC)


"One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them; One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
-The Lord of the Rings


"It is said that a man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle. And so follows that roses are red and violets are blue, and I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I."
- Leslie Nielsen in Bad Golf My Way


"Nicht Hafen..., Harfenkonzert! 'Ne Harfe ist so'n Gartenzaun, wo man reingrabscht."
-Terence Hill in Vier Fäuste gegen Rio


"Even angels need angles, Max."
-Kate Marsh in Life is Strange


„Jaa jaaa!“ – „So, was heißt hier Ja ja? Ja ja heißt 'Leck mich am Arsch!'.“ – „Jaa jaaa!“
-Werner, Eckat und Meister Röhrich in Werner Beinhart

"All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought 'twas all in fun - POP! Goes the bandit!"
-Tiny Tina in Borderlands 2

“Cracking toast, Gromit”
-Wallace in Wallace and Gromit

"Ham can be very quiet, very quiet, unless the ham is falling down the stairs. Then it goes "Boom di boom, bum bum, boom boom."."
-The Silence of the Hams
MEDIC STATS [momentary]
(plus some minor healing (in comparison) as Heavy and Engie)

Playtime: 400.6 hours

Weapons
Crossbow
Kills: 1594
Allied Healing Done: 1993042

Medi Gun (Stock)
Ubers: 6279
Kill Assists: 17749
Allied Healing Done: 3802676

Ubersaw
Kills: 1025

Cosmetics
Ze Übermensch
Points Scored: 58946
Assists: 19412

Medical Mystery
Points Scored: 59109
Assists: 19475

Further Healing:
Sandvich
Allied Healing Done: 26157
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Life is Strange™
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174 Hours played
A one of a kind experience

This game is just an incredible experience with easy achievements, but a hard hitting story.
I just love everything about it, no matter if characters, music, visuals,... I just had such a great time playing and can't wait to start my next play throughs as there still are a lot of things to discover.
Life is Strange is also my second game I have ever cried in (First one was Mass Effect 3), yet in this even more tears were shed. This game made it into my heart and onto my list of my favourite video games of all times...
It is one of the games that has impacted me a lot more than first anticipated. From the characters, the story over the graphics to the soundtrack, this piece of videogame history has impressed me and still impresses me.
At time of writing this review I'm onto my 12th playthrough, sitting at 170 hours and I still cannot stop playing. Diving into this world and living every moment with Max Caulfield, time warrior, just does not get old and brings me to tears every playthrough (literal tears).
I love this game so much…

Big thanks to Dontnod Entertainment for developing this game.
Thank you to Jonathan Morali for the music.
A very big thank you goes to the voice actors:
-Hannah Telle as Max
-Ashly Burch as Chloe
-Nik Shrinker as Nathan
-Dani Knights as Victoria
-Carlos Luna as Warren
-Dayeanne Hutton as Kate 🐰🤍
-Don McManus as David
-Derek Philips as Mr Jefferson
-Eric Morgan Stuart as Principal Wells
-PaSean Wilson as Mrs Grant
-Cissy Jones as Joyce
-Daniel Bonjour as Frank
-Joe Ochman as William

Will I ever stop playing this game? I can't say, but I doubt it…
To anyone new to the game: Enjoy your experience and remember...This action will have consequences...
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A continuous friendship
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Life is Strange™
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2,833 Hours played
27.05.2025
Team Fortress 2, a game that has me return to it so often in my thousands of hours of playing it.

It's rare for a game to make me feel as much as Tf2 has. I laughed, yelled, cried and felt empty…

This is both a love and a hate letter to this more than 14 year old piece of video game history.
While I came rather late to the party, with my first time playing being 10 years ago, prior to the Tough Break Update, and even losing two Steam Accounts never made me stop playing Team Fortress 2 for a long time.
Only the lack of a device to run the game made me stop playing this game for 4 years.

My very first contact with the game was watching some gameplay of Harvest on a friend's computer screen back in like 2008/9. It would take 6-7 years until I first played the game myself with the map I started on being Coal Town as Pyro. The years flew by with me exploring the game more and more, meeting many people, some I even know until today and have grown very fond of.
My main Pyro changed to Engineer to no main at all before, after my return from a four year pause, I found my calling in Medic…our favourite psychopathic healer from Germany. And oh boy, what an experience it is.

Being the only proper healing class in a game full of manchildren, furries, racists, uncommunicative teammates and the enemy team really pulls on your nerve strings. While I don't condone bad behaviour, Medic are the ones that I understand the most, when yelling at their team…. Sometimes you just stand in the midst of the battlefield, blood running down your face (a mix of teammate's, enemies’s and your own) as your fellow mercenaries run around, mostly getting destroyed by the opposite side. You breath in deeply, the shining light of a crit flying towards your eyes as you feel the whole enemy team charge your position; a mixture of vodka, scrumpy and patriotism in the air; and as you get stabbed, meat shot, exploded, turned to shreds,…you look up at the sky, yelling why? Why? Why did I choose to play Medic?
Why did I? Oh, because despite the downs every player has the high moments that come with playing this game make it all the more worth it. The moment, when you hit a crossbow air shot, hear a simple Z+2 (Thank you), get a sandvich, ubering a teammate as they mow down enemies, compliments or standing at the end of a match with your name at the top the scoreboard; no matter victory or defeat.
I especially want to thank the Heavy players as they have been the best teammates out of all classes in my, at the moment of writing this, over 373.8 hours of Medic. Your “Thank you”s and sandviches are a real treat.
Outside of the game I want to thank the voice actors:
-Nathan Vetterlein
-Rick May (You will be missed.)
-Dennis Bateman
-Gary Schwartz
-Grant Goodeve
-Robin Atkin Downes
-John Patrick Lowrie
-Ellen McLain
-Nolan North
-Stephen Merchant
-Ashly Burch
-JB Blanc
for creating such amazing vocal work.
Further thanks go to:
-Mike Morasky (composer) for the grand music
-The whole development team of Team Fortress 2 (Especially thank you for being so patient with us as a community and for pumping out such amazing content.)
-Valve for publishing this masterpiece
-Gabe Newell and Mike Harrington for founding Valve
-Gabe Newell for being an absolute god in the world of gaming


Of course I also want to thank the community for so much fun in the past, the present and the future; but also a big screw you from my Medic main heart. I love you all!

My final thank you goes to the friends I made in Team Fortress 2.
🫂A very big thank you to eksmad and Daniel V. for being my longest friends from the game. 🫂

And now, it's time to bring this to an end. I'm needed back on the battlefield of Mountain Lab, Gorge, Thunder Mountain,...

Zank you!
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Created by - [UCSC] KaraThrace
503 ratings
This guide will contain constant spoilers about one of the major choices of Episode 2, so consider yourself warned. At the end of Episode 2, Max is faced with the dilemma of getting Kate off the roof. How she resolves this dilemma is up to the player. Kate
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A German-Russian Friendship
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Jansson350 20 Aug @ 1:59pm 
:D Thank you
legit. 20 Aug @ 1:43pm 
+rep , amazing medic :medicon:
Jansson350 17 Aug @ 12:25pm 
Thank you (:
Cpt.Orange 17 Aug @ 10:07am 
+rep, true TF2 enjoyer :wololo:
Jansson350 15 Aug @ 10:04pm 
Ty :D
AbyssVoCon 15 Aug @ 1:35pm 
+rep WP medic