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| 💗💙🐝👽🕺🔋🌋🌽👑🐛🍖🐟📕💎😺🐊⚡🐳:violettOK

'There's Mr Dibbler.'
'What's he selling this time?'
'I don't think he's trying to sell anything, Mr Poons.'
'It's that bad? Then we're probably in lots of trouble.'
(Reaper Man)

| 💃🚙🥗🏓💛💙👳📘🌳🚗📗🎁🌋🌏🎄🚘💄📒:celesta

huh.... so you're a thirsty gay person? i can admit that i am not single, and gay. But for information, we could be friends if we got to know eachother, and i don't mean it in the "y'know" way.

This dude always plays hentai on his bluetooth speaker whenever he's taking a shower.
Everytime anyone tries to confront him about it, he says "It's just Naruto so what's the problem?".

The issue is that the noises are so grotesque, so inexplicably horrific, like some infectious Lovecraftian terror emanating through the guttural sounds of a questionably legal japanese girl.

I can't handle this anymore, those moans echo through the halls whenever he takes a shower at 3 in the morning.

Every single bloody day, I wake up in a cold sweat to the sounds of Japanese ⦿rgasms still ringing in my stillborn ears.

It's enough to demoralize and cripple any man.

Please send help.

After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We kept chatting, over the next couple of months and we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a CSS:GO LAN-PARTY. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turned out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!

how did I get here xd