WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU, ME, I MYSELF AM THE STINKY POOPER AND NO ONE ELSE. THOSE UNFAMILIAR WILL COME TO KNOW MY STENCH AND THOSE WHOSE OLFACTORIES HAVE BEEN GRACED ALREADY HAVE SHARED MY PAIN. UNTIL THE WORLD SITS COMPLACENT IN MY SHALLOW STENCH AND ITS HAZE BLOCKS ANY VIEW OF THE HEAVENS WHICH REMINDS THE EARTH OF ANYTHING BESIDES MY FOUL FUMES, WILL MY FECAL MATTER HASTE ITS FLOW.