+rep promised to buy me big grin in 2 years time xx

- straighter than a stick...

-rep After a good wipe in rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great rust gameplay and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a rust lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

♥♥♥♥ my last comment was sus, must’ve been a glitch