What in the name of Porthonius The Profane did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you foolish apprentice? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Supreme Imperial University of Magical Archwizardry, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Clan of the Dark Lord Balthazog, and I have over 300,000 confirmed spells in my grimoire. I am trained in magical warfare and I'm the top wizard in the entire Winter Realms. You are nothing to me but just another ingredient. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Ætherial Plane, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Orbs of Pondering? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of apprentices and foul familiars across the king's lands and your essence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the arcane tempest, foolish newt.

Heya