Just to make things clear:
1 I'm NOT a good person, I'm selfish, if I don't get something I need/want from you - I will ditch you until you become useful again.
2 I'm short tempered and will act like a jerk if you piss me off.
3 I cannot be trusted, rarely I will tell you the truth straight up, especially if it's painful, or, most of the time, I will lie to you, I probably will backstab you at least once.
4 Seeing people suffer is fun for me.
If you still want to be friends with me - you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane, I like it, it's just like me.
Also, don't complain about me, you knew what you were singing up for, cry about it.