🎣 Final Fantasy XV: Bro-trip of the Century 🚗
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5/5)

You ever accidentally cry over four anime boyband members eating cup noodles under the stars? No?
Then buckle up, because Final Fantasy XV isn’t a game.
It’s a lifestyle.
A feast of ramen, Regalia, and regret.

Let me break it down:

🛻 ROAD TRIP SIMULATOR
• Yes, you can manually drive your car.
• No, you can’t go off-road at first.
• Yes, you can pay your bro Ignis to do it for you.
• Yes, there’s gas money.
• And yes, you will run out. On foot. In the desert. With a chocobo rental expired.

📸 PHOTO MODE BEFORE PHOTO MODE WAS COOL
Prompto took 257 blurry photos of my face mid-battle.
10/10 memories.
Would hang on my real-life fridge.

🍳 CULINARY MASTERCLASS
Ignis: “I’ve come up with a new recipeh.”
Me: absolutely in tears over perfectly rendered pixel toast
Gordon Ramsay, you’re obsolete.

🕺 BATTLE SYSTEM? YES.
SUMMONS? THUNDEROUS.
FISHING MINIGAME? A RELIGION.

🐟 I spent 4 hours trying to catch the “legendary fish” while the world was ending.
I have no regrets.
Even the fish was crying.

😭 ENDING?
Let’s just say… if you play this game and don’t hug your friends after, you’re not human.

⸻

Would I recommend this game?
Only if you have:
• A beating heart
• A love for the absurdly beautiful
• And enough emotional strength to handle four dudes camping their way through destiny

🌟 10/10
This game changed me.
And then it made me cook virtual lasagna.

Award this review or I’ll summon Ramuh to your house.

🎣 Final Fantasy XV: Bro-trip of the Century 🚗 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5/5) You ever accidentally cry over four anime boyband members eating cup noodles under the stars? No? Then buckle up, because Final Fantasy XV isn’t a game. It’s a lifestyle. A feast of ramen, Regalia, and regret. Let me break it down: 🛻 ROAD TRIP SIMULATOR • Yes, you can manually drive your car. • No, you can’t go off-road at first. • Yes, you can pay your bro Ignis to do it for you. • Yes, there’s gas money. • And yes, you will run out. On foot. In the desert. With a chocobo rental expired. 📸 PHOTO MODE BEFORE PHOTO MODE WAS COOL Prompto took 257 blurry photos of my face mid-battle. 10/10 memories. Would hang on my real-life fridge. 🍳 CULINARY MASTERCLASS Ignis: “I’ve come up with a new recipeh.” Me: absolutely in tears over perfectly rendered pixel toast Gordon Ramsay, you’re obsolete. 🕺 BATTLE SYSTEM? YES. SUMMONS? THUNDEROUS. FISHING MINIGAME? A RELIGION. 🐟 I spent 4 hours trying to catch the “legendary fish” while the world was ending. I have no regrets. Even the fish was crying. 😭 ENDING? Let’s just say… if you play this game and don’t hug your friends after, you’re not human. ⸻ Would I recommend this game? Only if you have: • A beating heart • A love for the absurdly beautiful • And enough emotional strength to handle four dudes camping their way through destiny 🌟 10/10 This game changed me. And then it made me cook virtual lasagna. Award this review or I’ll summon Ramuh to your house.