Counterstrike is not real, its only pixels on your computer screen. I have been to global 6 times on 3 different accounts. The game is so ez I 1v5 carry every game. Play a big boy non-loser game like quake or unreal tournament were the playerbase isn't a bunch of autistic man children crying about "muh community". P.S. there's no " community" just a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in their parents house bedroom playing online toys made for little kiddies. Nothing makes me happier than tking and deranking in supreme comp matches while u cry like a baby over your make believe pixelated rank. Get a job, go to the gym and get a girlfriend- It's not real"

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You bring up a good point of "feeling the need" to comment on your profile. This is your chance to change your lifestyle and grow up. This was destiny. Instead you act like we are being "toxic" or putting in effort to "belittle/berate" you. If you have this mindset the rest of your life or even in the short foreseeable future, no one will ever want to do anything with you. People nowadays need humility and correction, you are too stupid to realize this therefore you will continue your downward spiral of failure.