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ㅤ* A guy goes into a pet shop and asks for a wasp. The owner tells him they don't sell wasps, to which the man says, "Well you've got one in the window."
ㅤ* Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
ㅤ* A tortoise goes to the police station to report being mugged by three snails. "What happened?" says the policeman. "I don't know", says the tortoise. "It was all so quick."
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