I miss him...

The him that used to play CS...the him that used to frag with me... where has he gone? Wasting away, like rain in a storm. Oh how i long to push nana' or rush B just one more time with you. Oh, where have you gone?

I miss him...

+ rep. After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This man is a beta male. His girlfriend set him a bedtime and after 9pm you hear her in the back saying "get off now, bed time" and the dipstick leaves without even saying bye to the boys. ingame, when he's trying to frag and whiffs easy shots, he gets mad and yells. His girlfriend straight up tells him to shutup cause he's being loud. Its funny hearing her control him, this man has not balls. He also is dumb af, we call him antbrain. Avoid talking with this cuckboi, he literally developed a stutter because he was trying to talk like rick from rick and morty.

hello this is your mother, im no longer picking up your socks that are covered in your lotion from your desk, i slipped and broke my finger because of your dirty sock. your father is flying back from turkey so please have your room clean before he gets back

hello mumma turk :)

marissa's little baby boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her marissa blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her marissa hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her marissa hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her marissa face.