Nothing interesting is happening in my life right now so if i were you i would stop reading this extremely sexy story no but seriously stop reading this because i am just trying to waste your life because i feel like doing something so i have decided on wasting your life um why are you still reading this c'mon i told you what im doing and youre still reading you must be stupid or something but keep reading because i have a joke for you in a few words are you ready for the joke i mean your still reading so i guess you must be ready for the joke that i am about to tell you because you are still reading okay i will tell you the joke now- if you are still reading this youre gay haha how funny was that but seriously you can stop reading now because you are making me feel bad because i am wasting your life so i will end this right now i am sorry for wasting your life how would you feel, if it was me i would be pretty mad because i wasted your life it probably took you about 1-2 minutes to read what i have written depending on how fast or slow you can read but in that 1-2 minutes of reading you could have done something with your life for example if you were asian you could of made 2 minute noodles (no offence i love asians) or you could have had a wank because there are some horny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out there that like that cyber sex i mean seriously watch out girls because if a prik is chatting you up TURN THEM DOWN because they could be petofiles for all you know and you wouldnt want that anyway back to the topic stop reading this because i am wasting your life and you are getting madder by the second lolol

THE END - of my great story.

P.S i hope you enjoyed it because i am sorry for wasting your time but i warned you at the start that i would but you still kept reading like you are now, why are you still reading u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because if you are still reading there is something wrong with you its not like im gonna reveal something about myself to you (i hate girls that wear alot of makeup) well i did reveal something to you but come on its true, chicks that wear alot of makeup makes them look like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because they look like ♥♥♥♥ they think they look good but all the boys are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vomiting and those girls still think their good but wouldnt they get the idea that their ugly when no one is hitting on them or are they blonde?

THE END (seriously) ۞

---> So apparently some of you ♥♥♥♥ check out my profile then ask me ingame "yo dude wtf is this story on your steam profile??". I wrote it when i was like 15 bruh. Das wussup. Im 92yrs old now, so its been a while. Ive had steam for 77yrs, im older than our lord gaben. Respek pls