I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he moonwalked out the door, if you think you're good at dbd then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

-rep he doesn't want to hold my hand

bros mad he got flashbanged

"whoah guys we are winning really hard, better prevent a hook state"
these are the people constantly begging BHVR for survivor buffs

4kd on 5 gens btw

-rep 1666 hours and cant m1 chase still