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I cried

My dog watched me play this.

TLDR - Dear Devs, When I launch this game it is not because I want to play Solitaire.

It's been well over a year now that we have waited for a proper update and the ability to unlock the final achievement. The game moves way too quickly through tiers, upgrades and prestiges (for a major chunk of the game you will be prestiging every 5 SECONDS) but the final content of the game has been artificially inflated in difficulty to reach to prevent us from completing it. Instead of admitting the game has a definite end and allowing those of us with 99% progress to move on satisfied, the dev has made the decision to gate the final objective behind an unwieldy grind that may or may not include daily Solitaire rounds for a minor bonus. In the long run you may end up playing the Solitaire mini-game significantly more than engaging with the main game mechanics. Why? Why why why....

Step 1 - Just let your eyes glaze over until all you can see is 'Claim All'
Step 2 - Press 'Claim All'
Step 3 - Put on a good album and let the dopamine flow

Loved this game and Kingmaker. They decided to modify the EULA to start harvesting user data through a 3rd party shadow app. Shame.

Offline progress is broken - restarting the game provides a massive boost of resource, even if you are gone for just a few seconds. This de-facto makes continuously restarting the game the most efficient way to progress, considering waiting for those cubes would take years of your life. Not fun, but the cubes are fun to watch 'de-frag'.

it's like...you know...whatever...

Recommended soundtrack accompaniment - Gloryhammer

It's been abandoned

No platforming.
No parrying.
No teenagers shooting me.
Just clicking on plants and watching numbers go up.

Perfection.