Senaste recensioner av WhatRoughBeast

In a town where the zombies craved cannoli and gore,
A gunman walked in, his guns roaring to score.
With a flick and a bang, pastries flew, heads rolled,
He munched on a sweet. Amidst chaos? Did stroll.

"Guns and dessert," he laughed, "make a fine spree!"
As he blasted and feasted, in glee, zombie-free.

With a wizard whose spells twirled like dharma's own wheel,
Through forests and crypts, their magic did peel.
In caves, unicorns danced, avoiding cyborgs' clasp,
Then to beaches they sprinted, with time in their grasp.

In castles, they battled, then to space took their flight,
Where stars witnessed their saga, in the deep velvet night.

Finding the ninja cats was the hardest of all.

I'll have you know Marble is a perfectly acceptable dog name, especially for a companion at the edge of time. If you are reading this, go outside and play with your dog.

"Studio Oleomingus: Of the many dubious practices that abound the world of games, a rampant appropriation of cultural artifacts - is perhaps the most toxic. Games, especially those laden with expansionist or heroic narrative arcs are very comfortable looting, icons and histories, places and people and myths from cultures completely alien to the creators. And in the process perpetuating decadent colonial narratives of an exotified orient and its many indolent wonders - places or people that then inevitably end up being occupied or civilised - often by a player in the guise of a savior. It is this rampant appropriation that we would fix, perhaps in the process opening up room for a variety of plural and radically different voices."

No tutorial or intro, no idea how to play or progress, get killed while exploring by....night time? At least make it zombies or velociraptors or something.

Avoir l’Estomac Dans Les Talons? Fais-le au Plus Sacrant! Chanter la Pomme!

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The crunching sound of crumbling skeletons will keep you coming back for more.

Short and sweet, like eating a tangerine.