Recent reviews by .Alyssa

First of all, the game simply doesn't work. Joining private or even public lobbies is completely broken. Although this sort of issue can be fixed with a game patch.

However, even while playing solo, the gameplay loop is completely one dimensional, every game feels completely the same and boring, there's barely any variation in the objectives. The game looks severely different from the trailer, everything is so dark even on the highest brightness it's almost impossible to play (even with the lantern). Visual bugs and glitches happen very often. The village "generation" is also completely broken, it feels like buildings appear in random spots with no correlation to other buildings. Also a very important detail, some setting just also don't work ? No matter how many times you press apply nothing changes.

To call this a finished game is a literal joke.

game.

Mine had broken lighting and was unplayable

Yeah, i killed a dog.

10/10 game.

Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Insanity is doing the exact same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing over and over again and expecting ♥♥♥♥ to change.

That is crazy. But the first time somebody told me that. I don't know I thought they were bullshiting me so, boom I shot him.

The thing is okay , he was right. And then i started to see it everywhere i looked. Everywhere i looked all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pricks. Everywhere i looked, doing the exact same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing. Over and over and over and over and over again. Thinking this time its gonna be different.

"No,no,no please. This time its gonna be different."

I am sorry, I don't like the way you're looking at me. Okay? You have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem in your head? Do you think i'm bullshiting you?

Do you think I am lying? ♥♥♥♥ you.

Okay, ♥♥♥♥ you!

It's okay man I'm gonna chill hermano.

I'm gonna chill.

The thing is alright... The thing is i killed you once already and it's not like I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy.

It's okay.

It's like water under the bridge...

Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?

i like

One of the best gaming experiences i have ever had.