5 people found this review helpful
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 5.0 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 21 May, 2024 @ 4:24am

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
*For 2007 standards.

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
*Easy to play the levels. Harder if you are going for score points.

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
*Start of levels have some "story" text

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
*The bugs ive encountered is getting some penalty for not using blinkers even if i do.

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For an old game this one is good. No game breaing bugs. Levels are not to long to play. Controlls take a bit to learn but are not unplayable.

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3 Comments
danilo 12 Jul, 2024 @ 1:26pm 
@SharkWaffle I have to disagree on the graphics part. Looking at Far Cry 2 and NFS Prostreet from those years, you can definitely see a huge difference in quality comparing to this, hence my suggestion to lower graphics rating by 1.
SharkWaffle 12 Jul, 2024 @ 12:04pm 
@danilo No classes. It is like levels that you unlock with playing and clearing the first levels like any game with levels. so no grind. And I said it has good graphics for a game that is from 2007. You cant compare it for newer games.
danilo 8 Jul, 2024 @ 10:17pm 
Wait, aren't there bus classes you unlock with points? There is something to grind tho. This has the same graphics rating as BF1 bruh so step it down a bit.