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Game Good. Me like it.

I know you are not here to read reviews and but if you are, I bet my a$$ that my avatar will make you laugh.

I changed my profile picture just to give you my reaction.

Can't join friend because servers are always slow or down. Thanks to Ubisoft, I joined Pagan Min and his forces to take down the Golden Path and remove their crappy internet.

Would you trust a guy with this profile picture?

I actually played for about 40 hours and yes this masterpiece classic has really great visuals for a 90's game. This may sound like an uncomparable comparison but I would rather play this than GTA5. Why would I compare this game to the almighty overrated GTA?

If you don't want spoilers then don't continue reading.
This game is open world after Midgard and the you will eventually find out that you can drive a vehicle later on, then float a plane over the shallow waters, then fly a plane allover the map, and acquire a submarine and explore a whole another map underwater.

This game is ahead of its time and allowed you to explore everywhere! I wonder why the original GTA wasn't 3rd person like this game. Anyways, you can ride a chicken!

Game so bad even on sale unless its $5 I rather sleep on my job or watch paint dry.
Maybe that's what the developers have been doing before they decided to add their grandmother and santa claus in the game.

All you gotta do is...jump

If you are ever in crisis, just remember to scroll your mouse. You'll find yourself using the 2nd amendment in this true American horror game on your expedition (as you cheat by following the edge of the map and looking for a bicycle size trail) to find the toilet.

10/10 More scary than watching Scary Movie. Would play the crap out of this game again!

Bought to customized character, clothes and abilities locked. Game is dead. Bought for mods. Try to play with Shaggy. Mods no longer work. Game is dead. Tried to play online. The online severs are bad. Can't find a match. Game is dead. Try to beat Sasuke. Fail to beat Sasuke. Got bored. Game is dead. Tried to enjoy campaign. Campaign is boring. Game is dead. Tried to level up. Takes forever to reach level 8. Never reached Level 8. Game is dead.

Congrats on buying a dead game. 0/10.