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ㅤ* David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies "Sure thing Dave... no hassle"
ㅤ* I don’t have an attitude; I have a personality you can’t handle.
ㅤ* My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft. Now we just call him S.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!