What are you guys playing? I’m supposed to be playing Counter Strike™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass. Is it De Boormachine?! Yeah, De Boormachine. Who is De Boormachine?

Some say De Boormachine is the first Counter Strike™ player ever. Born from fire. I heard, De Boormachine can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult. I heard De Boormachine once defeated an entire army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that! collective gasps Iphone Notification What? No, no no no, no no no! Iphone Notification. That’s impossible! “De Boormachine” has defused the hostage! Mine too! Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad. You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea.

Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact De Boormachine.