do you enjoy getting really mad at tiny things? do you enjoy terrible matchmaking? do you REALLY hate yourself?
I HAVE JUST THE GAME FOR YOU!!

INTRODUCING... COUNTER STRIKE:GLOBAL OFFENSIVE!!

a game where you will constantly be assured that you are doing a fantastic job!... except for communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

but don't worry! there's plenty of ways to get better, including playing on casual servers where you will be treated with the upmost respect.

AND EVEN BETTER: SKINS AND CASES!

if you have none, you suck. and if you have lots, you're a nerd! find the healthy balance by submerging half of your pay cheque into the game for lots of fun and VERY mediocre pulls... GUARANTEED!!

despite all these... great features... i do love this game. its a great FPS as long as you can handle toxicity, and it can be a great game to play with friends.

10/10... maybe.

do you enjoy getting really mad at tiny things? do you enjoy terrible matchmaking? do you REALLY hate yourself? I HAVE JUST THE GAME FOR YOU!! INTRODUCING... COUNTER STRIKE:GLOBAL OFFENSIVE!! a game where you will constantly be assured that you are doing a fantastic job!... except for communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills. but don't worry! there's plenty of ways to get better, including playing on casual servers where you will be treated with the upmost respect. AND EVEN BETTER: SKINS AND CASES! if you have none, you suck. and if you have lots, you're a nerd! find the healthy balance by submerging half of your pay cheque into the game for lots of fun and VERY mediocre pulls... GUARANTEED!! despite all these... great features... i do love this game. its a great FPS as long as you can handle toxicity, and it can be a great game to play with friends. 10/10... maybe.