~Willow~#FIXTF2s prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 13:35

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 4:39

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 8:43

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 14:34

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 14:48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 5:13

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 6:38

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 17:21

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 8 apr @ 11:23

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 9 apr @ 3:58

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 9:03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 5:10

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 8 apr @ 17:18

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 29 apr @ 9:17

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 3 sep @ 3:46

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 4:15

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 7:22

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 17:38

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 3 sep @ 3:38

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 27 aug @ 9:34

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 8:01

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 8 apr @ 9:57

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 26 okt @ 2:10

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 8 apr @ 11:07

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 27 aug @ 9:34

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 7:53

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 10:19

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 28 apr @ 11:57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 8 apr @ 17:08

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 5:53

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Upplåst 19 jun @ 11:53

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 13:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 16:07

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 13:31

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 16:06

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 28 apr @ 9:50

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 3 sep @ 3:33

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 10:11

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Upplåst 8 apr @ 17:04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 27 aug @ 9:34

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 4:42

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Upplåst 1 sep @ 8:09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Upplåst 6 apr @ 13:44

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 7 apr @ 6:41

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Upplåst 7 apr @ 4:05

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 25 apr @ 9:06

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 28 apr @ 12:00

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 28 apr @ 13:35

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 29 apr @ 10:05

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 19 jun @ 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 29 apr @ 9:57

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 18 nov @ 14:24

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

12 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

22 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

60 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30