Achievement di ~Willow~#FIXTF2 su POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Sbloccato in data 6 apr, ore 13:35

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 4:39

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr, ore 8:43

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Sbloccato in data 6 apr, ore 14:34

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Sbloccato in data 6 apr, ore 14:48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 5:13

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 6:38

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 17:21

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Sbloccato in data 8 apr, ore 11:23

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Sbloccato in data 9 apr, ore 3:58

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr, ore 9:03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 5:10

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Sbloccato in data 8 apr, ore 17:18

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Sbloccato in data 29 apr, ore 9:17

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Sbloccato in data 3 set, ore 3:46

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 4:15

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 7:22

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 17:38

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Sbloccato in data 3 set, ore 3:38

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Sbloccato in data 27 ago, ore 9:34

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 8:01

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Sbloccato in data 8 apr, ore 9:57

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Sbloccato in data 26 ott, ore 2:10

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Sbloccato in data 8 apr, ore 11:07

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Sbloccato in data 27 ago, ore 9:34

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 7:53

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 10:19

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Sbloccato in data 28 apr, ore 11:57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Sbloccato in data 8 apr, ore 17:08

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 5:53

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Sbloccato in data 19 giu, ore 11:53

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Sbloccato in data 6 apr, ore 13:38

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 6 apr, ore 16:07

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Sbloccato in data 6 apr, ore 13:31

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Sbloccato in data 6 apr, ore 16:06

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Sbloccato in data 28 apr, ore 9:50

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 3 set, ore 3:33

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 10:11

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Sbloccato in data 8 apr, ore 17:04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Sbloccato in data 27 ago, ore 9:34

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 4:42

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Sbloccato in data 1 set, ore 8:09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Sbloccato in data 6 apr, ore 13:44

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 6:41

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Sbloccato in data 7 apr, ore 4:05

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Sbloccato in data 25 apr, ore 9:06

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Sbloccato in data 28 apr, ore 12:00

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Sbloccato in data 28 apr, ore 13:35

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Sbloccato in data 29 apr, ore 10:05

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Sbloccato in data 19 giu, ore 11:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Sbloccato in data 29 apr, ore 9:57

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Sbloccato in data 18 nov, ore 14:24

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

12 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

22 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

60 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30