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🎈 🍧 🚙 👃 🏀 💎 📗 🏓 🌏 😺 🎽 🌋 🔋 💛 🕺 👑
My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago.
-- George Gobel
Recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
(1) Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit
(2) Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of
Santraginus V (Oh, those Santraginean fish!)
(3) Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the
mixture (properly iced or the benzine is lost.)
(4) Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
(5) Over the back of a silver spoon, float a measure of
Qualactin Hypermint extract.
(6) Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve.
(7) Sprinkle Zamphuor.
(8) Add an olive.
(9) Drink... but... very carefully...
💃 🥒 👾 🌽 💚 🍖 🌳 🐟 👑 💗 ⚡ ⛳ 🍇 👹 💛 🐊
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