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ㅤ* I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
ㅤ* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
ㅤ* I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!