Swole Father,
Who art in heaven,
Vascular be thine gains,
Thy gainz come,
Thy sets be done,
Overhead as it is on chest.
Give us this day our daily macros,
And forgive our cheat days,
As we forgive those who curl in the squat rack.
Lead us not into half reps,
But deliver us from Crossfit.
For thine is the Bro, the PR, the natty
Forever,
Wheymen.