Al Gore to Fry: "You fool! You foolish fool!"
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The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to
deal with: death.
-- Michael Phelps
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Chris: Hey, birthday dude! You want some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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She hated everything that predestined people, that fooled them, that made them slightly less than human.
(Witches Abroad)
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It's just apartment house rules,
So all you 'partment house fools
Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
-- Paul Simon, "One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor"
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I called my parents the other night, but I forgot about the time difference.
They're still living in the fifties.
-- Strange de Jim
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The man who has never been flogged has never been taught.
-- Menander
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Aimlock

+rep!

Really good gamer, good with sniper and stohguns ;)

Thy Anel

+rep :D