I am so lonely. All the other Grandpas are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my nephew grandson. They think I am unstable. They send me from house to house, committing atrocities in their name. And as i get better at it they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Uncle Grandpa. I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.