Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T: :cozybethesda:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

This guys has SEX with MEN

grugert

HELLO???

tldr this albus guy had sex with hubert last night

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE STUPID ASS THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIES
WE ARE THERE FOR EACH
WE DIE TOGETHER

This guy sucks MASSIVE ♥♥♥♥.

gordon feetman I got pics of your feet bro lol

Not funny.

added for rock, paper, scissors taunt