grugert

HELLO???

tldr this albus guy had sex with hubert last night

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE STUPID ASS THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIES
WE ARE THERE FOR EACH
WE DIE TOGETHER

This guy sucks MASSIVE ♥♥♥♥.