sir are you there

The Galaxy is populated by the following type of empires, which include:
*Earpiercing Children who wont stop shouting at you
*The Senate from Star Wars
*Level 5 Vegans
*Sketchy-as-♥♥♥♥ Researchers on drugs
*Elitists
*Greedy ♥♥♥♥♥uckers
*Tryhards
*Christian Extremists
*Tiny cute cats/machines that hate everything
*Steve

10/10

k. spore. i play it on origin but here is pros n cons
pros:
you can ally space hitler
you can team up against space hitler
you can destroy earth
you can destroy the sun
you can pretty much do anything
you can be a cultist civilization
you can be a peaceful tribe
you can control the entire galaxy
you can nuke entire solar systems
you can pretty much do anything
you cna create a peice of♥♥♥♥♥♥as a entitie
you can recommend this perfect game a YES

cons:
repetitive sometimes
no space lenin
no space bush (did 9/11)

1) join game
2) hide behind the sofa where you find the laser pointer
3) find a knife
4) attack your dad like a madman while you make him blind
5) make him go cry in the corner
6) proceed to search for a hammer
7) smash the hammer against the glas table
8) enjoy your crispy meal

11/10 would eat glass again

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