!WELL HELLO AGAIN! FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE! WHAT, ARE YA FOLLOWING ME OR SOMETHING? HOHO! ANYWAY... I OFTEN WONDER WHAT ALL HAPPENED HERE. WHAT WAS THAT BIG FLASH? WHY ARE WE HERE? EVEN OUR NIGHT AND DAY CYCLE IS ODD... SOMETIMES DAYS LAST AGES, AND NIGHTS COME RARE-LY. AND THESE CLOUDS... SO STRANGE... WHAT'S HAPPENED TO OUR EARTH? OH WELL. ENOUGH OF THAT BORING STUFF. I ONCE HAD A REAL KOOKY DAY AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE! I WAS IN THE WAITING ROOM READING A TEEN MAGAZINE. NORMALLY I DON'T INDULGE IN ADOLESCENT PUBLICATIONS, BUT I COULDN'T RE-SIST! I HAD RECENTLY HEARD THE NEW ARTIST ON THE RADIO, ULYSESS UTENSILS! SHE'S SOME YOUNG WOMAN, MAYBE A BOY, I DON'T KNOW. EITHER WAY THAT CHILD CAN REALLY GRASP MY ATTENTION! SO I'M READING THIS MAGAZINE BECAUSE I SAW ULYSESS ON THE COVER. I STILL WASN'T ABLE TO IDENTIFY IF IT WAS A MAN OR WOMAN. BUT AS I'M READING I NOTICE SOMETHING ON THE CEILING... I LOOK UP TO SEE THAT THERE IS SOME WATER DAMAGE. YOU'D THINK A DOCTOR WOULD MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO MAINTAIN HIS OFFICE... I GUESS HE CARES ABOUT HIS COOL JETSKIS MORE THAN HIS PATIENT'S COMFORT... AND HIS ASSUMEDLY BIG HOUSE AND HARD-BODIED WIFE... I WISH MY WIFE WAS LIKE THAT... BIG OL'... MELONS... JUST THEN!