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垃圾游戏 同行也是不争气才让猫粮像死了爹妈一样抠门 建议想入坑的快跑

就这么说吧 恭喜实体版SB玩家 对 我就是那个SB 这游戏谁买谁冤种 游戏前两个小时确实给我糊弄到了 出色的美术和地图确实给我了不错的体验 建议制作组给美术磕个头 但我万万没想到 我以为是个开始 结果已经结束了啊呸 仿佛制作组做完地图就开香槟度假去了 然后填充开放世界地图内容的任务就交给了看家的小孩手上 然后小孩最喜欢的游戏叫刺客信条 整个地图塞满了据点战鸟瞰点收集物塔防和支线 交互的方式就是跟着怪物满地图走 打无聊的怪打完继续走 关键是他们藏东西都不会藏 根本没考虑支线密度 整个地图密密麻麻的图标简直就是qj我的枕叶 问就是一个字----拉满 完成一个支线获得100—500灵体 然后这游戏终极目标是收集所有灵体 知道所有灵体是多少吗？ 24万！ 艹24万！我他妈犯了什么错上班挨累就不说了玩个游戏还要坐牢？！ 这他妈是我见过的最傻逼的收集和奖励机制（除了幻） 这游戏让我感觉 制作组想让我明白 如果上班是坐牢 还房贷是劳改 那在游戏世界里也要活的像个黑奴 回归现实回归纯粹我谢你大爷啊 我只想连夜扛着火车扔制作组脑袋上问他们就这破游戏水准还好意思让三上背锅？ 亏我之前大肆向朋友宣传这是本年度我最期待的游戏 现在一看 妈的 晦气 啊呸！

就一天天惦记你那b联赛吧 傻逼策划

除了太贵 其他都好

希望一个维罗妮卡重制XD

没什么好说的 补票必入神作

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Breaking character just for this review and this review alone. All my other reviews are jokes.

How do you make a funny joke about something you genuinely love?
I'm a very detrimentally masculine person, and this wrangled tears out of me not one but FIVE times.

Everything that this game had shown in media is bait. 2b's huge butt and sultry thighs? Bait. PLATINUM game's fantastic combat? Bait. The 6 hours of one of the most dynamic and well composed music ever put into a video game (excluding DOOM 2016 for completely different reasons)? BAIT. Everything this game shows off lures you in for what will really draw you in: emotional connection to EVERY character with more than five seconds of screen time. It helps that the gameplay in-between REEKS of polish.

This game will require multiple playthroughs, but trust me when I say none are truly doing the same thing again, and that you should absolutely sit down and experience every single (main) ending this game has to offer. You will feel burnt out and think, "is it really worth it to play through this game two more times when I could probably look up the endings on YouTube or a wiki site?" And the answer is yes. Yes Yes yes. As soon as you start the second you will understand and by the end of your second you will be HOOKED.

If you are also a fan of the drakengard series or the original Nier, this is a MUST BUY at any price.
If you are new to the series, do not be afraid for this to be your jumping in point.

Only concerns I have are with some performance for a select few players but at the time of writing this(4/3/17) the devs have said it was being addressed.

This game is best played with a controller, but keyboard is VERY usable.

(Again, I know this review isn't funny, but I'm not talented enough to turn a from the heart recommendation into a joke.)


Tl;dr came for the butt, stayed for the immense emotional attachment (much like someone I know, you know who you are)


This is an emotional review written just after completing the game and spending 37 hours in it.
This is how you make a slasher game.
This is how you make epic fight scenes.
This is how you write beautiful music.
This is how you write a story.
This is how you bring something new into the genre.
This is how you make somebody cry.
This is how you make a masterpiece.
This is one of the best games I've ever played, just make sure to make it through to the very end.

Glory to Mankind.

I suspect the production team doesn't play games at all. This is the worst version in history .At the same time, it proved that the game was popular by pure luck rather than the strength of the production team.At last，hope the new players don't join the game.At the same time, I think the production team doesn't balance can bring the company out of business，the disgusting move made me feel like the production team was the whole family died.