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this user is researched by The FBI, report him immediatly

So true!

Hello fellow American, my name is John Smith. I am from Texas oblast, city of Texasovsk. I used to be a western NATO supporter just like you, but after I see the terrorism of the Kiev regime, I fully support the Special Military Operation. No money to Nazi Ukraine. America First. MAGA ZOV. We will beat the Nazis like our grandfathers did in the Great Patriotic War.

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You will not see the pearly gates.