At work the other day, I saw a co-worker wearing a duran duran shirt. I recognized the band so I saluted him and said 'Welcome home, Boss!' and the dude just gave me an awkward laugh. Unsure if he got the reference or not (I understand if MGSV might not be everyones favorite game) I said in my most gruff voice 'Kept you waiting, huh?' and he just walked off.

I know the MGS series was a little underground to start off with, but it is 2025 now. There are videos on youtube that get hundreds of thousands to millions of views. I see news articles from triple A companies about the games. Is there an actual possibility that he has no idea what Metal Gear is or was he just playing me like a fiddle?

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND: redpilled, channer, dog lover, WGTOW, anarcho-capitalist, League of Legends player, poker player, never been kissed, virgin, no friends, religious, UDR fan, skinny, foot fetishist, listens to Chico Buarque, weeaboo, hikikomori, otaku, gamer, furry, fujoshi, heterosexual, federal employee, Bitcoin trader, hacker, defacer, cubist, pen spinner, card memorization record holder, shy, pet mom, hydrated, sugar-free, healthy, YouTuber, Netolover, pooper, ticket scalper, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, anarchist, materialist, rocker, crossdresser, mono Talon vlogger, blogger, e-girl, lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, Grinder user, hypnotist, loyal, existential nihilist, metalhead, headbanger, armpit hair enthusiast, patriot, masochist, ballbuster, Minecraft player, smelly vagina, and someone who isn’t afraid to kick me in the balls for the love of God, I can’t find a girl to kick me in the balls, please God, I beg you, I can’t take it anymore, this isn’t a meme, why are you all afraid to kick me in the balls?

**Race**: Nordic

**Height**: 170cm+

**Skin**: Fitzpatrick type 1 or 2

**Eyes**: Martin scale 7+

**Hair**: Any color, but only straight or wavy (FIA)

**Nose**: Straight or upturned

**Skull**: Dolichocephalic or mesocephalic

**Glasses**: No

**Braces**: No

**Cleft chin**: No

**Dimples**: No

**Attached earlobes**: No

**Protruding ears**: No

**V-shaped bangs**: No

**Body hair**: Very little

**Tattoos**: No

**Degree**: Only research-oriented fields

**University**: Only prestigious ones

**Math skills**: Yes

**Languages**: Fluent in English and one other language

**Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs**: No, none

**Personality**: Introverted

**Culture**: Western European

**Religion**: Orthodox Christian

**Must enjoy listening to Rogério Skylab**:

To be honest, you need a very high IQ to understand Rogério Skylab. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modern philosophy, most jokes will go over the average viewer’s head. There’s also Rogério’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization—his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of these jokes, to realize they’re not just funny—they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Rogério Skylab are truly idiots—of course, they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the existential humor in Rogério’s catchphrase “Chico Xavier is gay and Roberto Carlos has a wooden leg,” which is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic *Fathers and Sons*. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rogério’s genius unfolds on their computer screens. What fools… how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I do have a Rogério Skylab tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only—and even then, they must demonstrate that their IQ is within 5 points of mine (preferably lower).

**Routine, Habits, and Interests**: NoFap + cold showers + eating raw meat + eating while facing the wall + biohacking + sleeping on the floor + Jordan Peterson + mewing + HBD + PUA + jelqing + sleeping 5 hours a day + unsweetened iced coffee + equestrianism + Enéas compilations + raw garlic + Joe Rogan podcast + redpill + Brain Force + fasting + Seventh-day Adventist meditation + focus and intelligence music + online IQ tests + Viking lineage Facebook groups + staying away from 4G internet poles + Varg Vikernes YouTube + Monica’s Gang strawberry hookah flavor + blowing vape in the face of anyone trying to enter the university block + 5 seconds of calisthenics in the Atacama Desert + darkcel + Aécio Neves glasses in profile picture + reading Nietzsche quotes on BrainyQuote + raising chickens in the bedroom without parents knowing + raw garlic + a spoonful of olive oil upon waking and before sleeping + 24-hour fast every 72 hours + watching VT on Premiere right after the stadium + Ultras World channel + LibreFighting + Operation Werewolf + buying Paul Waggener’s articles + Centurion METHOD + humiliation exposure to build mental resilience + showering barefoot in a gym shower with a piss-covered floor + home workouts + sleep hacking + entrepreneurship + 10 self-help books a month + PUA + Super Fan Seal of Fury and Tradition + Biokinesis + 432Hz music + moving the stick without blinking + transcendental meditation + veganism + minoxidil for beard growth + Jason Statham filmography + watching *Vikings* + redpill + going to the cinema alone + Saitama training + quantum coach + coffee enema + Lair Ribeiro diet + alkaline water + Wim Hof Method + Hyperborean wisdom + Nova Resistência articles + Dídimo Matos Library + sleeping facing the wall whistling in the dark to scare the Curupira + jumping three times every time you get out of bed + saying “amen” when a blue 1113 passes you on the street + 100 push-ups a day + 6 months of jelqing + guided ejaculation + Thule Society + Vril energy + aluminum foil hat to protect against CIA psychotronic weapons + Smiliguido notebook + asking the mailman for a blessing every Monday morning + 3 hours at the gym + 4 hours of running + chewing coffee + Dr. Rey’s penile exercises + Rocky saga marathon + Rocky soundtrack + *The Expendables* trilogy + Jason Statham movies + whistling Palmeiras anthem upside down + Nicola channel intro on loop + Antonio Conte lectures + Rodrigo Baltar videos + Gustavo Gambit tips + Italian lessons + sleeping while listening to Ultraje a Rigor + reading *Walden* naked in the Atlantic Forest at dawn + listening to sped-up music + Arabic Gregorian chant + teaching Botafogo anthem to a cockatiel + frying food with lard + watching risky situation videos to prepare for danger + Holistic Therapy with UFPR graduates at the Botanical Garden + Radiesthesia to harmonize home vibrations + Metatron 432Hz on YouTube chanting the I AM prayer + reading *The Da Vinci Code* + Quantum Jesus + Pull-up bar at the square at dawn listening to Jordan Peterson audiobook narrated by the guy from Fatos Desconhecidos + POPEYE SHARPENING THE ♥♥♥♥ group + MyInstants AEEE KASINAO + Fausto Silva memes + reading *The Gospel of Animals* + Copini’s Instagram stories + SocialGames7 channel with Gustavo Gambit and Co. + Raphael Machado texts (Nova Resistência) + former member of Orthodox Communism group + Monja Coen + Making origami with Bis paper + losing money on claw machines + smoking straw cigarettes with grandpa + breaking toothpicks in half after use + reciting the Lord’s Prayer in Aramaic + trying to communicate with Ashtar Sheran + becoming a catechist and teaching Plínio Salgado to children + 21-day cleansing of Saint Michael the Archangel + removing phimosis by eating tight chicken ass + White WifeBeater tank top with light jeans and brown boots + Joining the Foreign Legion + Buying eucalyptus logs to replicate the Centurion Method but never starting the training + selling credit card machines + reading the Unabomber’s writings + Listening to Paul Waggener’s discography + reading all of Pavel Tsatsouline’s books + listening to politically suspicious Slavic rap + coffee with a cube of butter before the first meal of the day + drinking 2L of milk daily + Stronglifts 5x5 + Ketogenic Diet + Jason’s GIGA PROJECT channel + Cd do TRETA + buying a beer tower at the prensadão + 2 Tadalafellas capsules before sex + only buying imported Japanese food for the diet + eating unsalted rice with raw fish wrapped in seaweed + memes from Dollynho Puritano page + Deus Vult on Facebook cover + accessing Dogolachan from the school computer to post gay fanfiction about Gilberto Barros + Trolling McDonald’s employees on Habbo Hotel + calling Motel Astúrias to ask about the price of the Bauducco cookies on their website + Ord