Hello, I am a Chechan War Criminal with a large amount of monkeys held hostage.
I am ready to kil them at will.
In order to save your monkey friends I require a photo of your genitals (male or female, im not fussed)
Next I will need 6 million USD and a US Passport.
After I have recived this, your monkeys are free
I will also add, i need this in 24 hours, or the monkeys will die
have a funky day!
-Vladen Kuznetsov

+rep trested

*sees another player* Tom: CTRL + F4 AND SAVE THE LOOT!

+rep carried me

HEY

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool game with a lot of intense moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx