I love this game. It is the best game in the world. Me love this game. It's so fun I would die without this game. Right now I'm at lava leaves and it may be slow but it is the best game in the world DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE IF THEY SAY THIS GAME IS BAD IT IS NOT BAD IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD. COD DOESN'T HAVE ♥♥♥♥ ON THIS GAME! I HAVE GIVEN MY SOUL TO THIS GAME. Once I get 1000 hours my body will ascend to the heavenly realm. I will be complete. But my journey is leaf blower revolution would not be done. I still have a long way to go. My journey in leaf blower revolution will never end. I will be number one on the leaderboards and people will see me as GOD!

Edit 1: I almost have 1000 hours on the game. I feel the power coursing through my veins. I'm ready for this. I need this. This is all I need in life. I feel the leaf blower revolution Gods touching me with their power. I am ready. ONCE I HAVE ASCENDED I WILL PURGE ALL THE LEAF BLOWER REVOLUTION HATERS FROM THIS EARTH! I CALL IT THE CLEANSING!!!!

Edit 2: I have reached 1000 hours on this game a little while ago. I already feel the power in my blood. I go outside and lay in the grass and I can talk to the leaves falling from the trees. They all talk to each other and me. It won't be long before I am on with the trees. And then the world. The trees have chosen me to go to places no one has ever gone before. I am the one... who blows leaves

Edit 3: The leaves. I am a leaf. I was the leaf, I will be the leaf. Leaf. I have leaf infused skin and I speak with the trees. I have passed 2000 hours. Leaf, all I know are the leaves. The leaves speak with me. I must return to them.

Edit 4: I have reached 2500 hours in leaf blower revolution. I breathe with the leaves and I am the leaves. They call for me. I must leave now. I will come back at 3000 hours...

Edit 5: I now have 3500 hours on leaf blower revolution. I am now in leaf college majoring in leaf studies. I am the leaf man. I will never stop being the leaf man. I will have the most leafs out of all the other leaf people. I must go make leaves more leaves. I will be back at 4000 hours

Edit 6: Dusts off leaf coat. Sorry I'm late. I gotta a little lost in the leaf pile I jumped in. Anyway. I have ascended the normal leaf galaxy and even the sacred nebula and am in the energy belt. These silly blue leaves keep flying around me and there are some scary monsters I need to defeat. I also like to play with dice and borbs. I am the leaf. I am the borb. I am the dice. IM NOT CRAZY. Also at 5.8k hours. Will probably come back at like 6.5k

Let me tell you a story I once had in this game. One day in the ocean blue I was swimming around minding my own business in my little submarine (seamoth) going around having fun and THEN A BIG SCARY FISH ATE IT! This made me mad so you know what I did. I went to my bigger submarine (cyclops) and rammed the little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (not little very big). He didn't like that of course so he rammed me then and blew up my cyclops. After that I killed it with a stasis rifle and my little knife. The end.