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Aeyrro 24 Jul, 2024 @ 8:32pm 
CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!
I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALES YOU MAY BE, FOUL DRAGON! BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
YAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeyrro 30 Jun, 2024 @ 5:19pm 
So you guys know how the announcement trailer of Elden Ring has the narrator say Elden Ring in such a weird moaning way? Well and me and my brother started saying Elden Ring in that exaggerated gasping-moaning way as a joke for whenever something incredible or really sucky happened. It became a force of habit, for memes with my brother and some other friends.

Anyways I was with my girlfriend and we were having sex, and when I reached the climax, I instant connected the way the Elden Ring Guy said Elden Ring to the moan sounds and I kinda scream-moaned Elden Ring when I finished. She looked at me super weird (she doesn’t play video games at all) and left early. Did I mess up really bad? And if possible, how do I recover?
Markie 29 Jun, 2024 @ 1:43am 
wow, so many comments :MHRISE_Felyne:
hpeasley_19 25 May, 2024 @ 11:40pm 
I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
hpeasley_19 25 May, 2024 @ 11:40pm 
Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I.
hpeasley_19 25 May, 2024 @ 11:40pm 
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman.