edit: i used to say "discord DMs open" but sister, ♥♥♥♥ discord. i need an alternative. is revolt good??? email?? email with pgp n gpg???? irc??????? xmpp?????????? good old yellin' real loud?!?!

edit 2: email + irc + xmpp in the works :eyes: keep yer peepers peepin'

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