Doritoborn, Doritoborn
by his swag is sworn
To keep squeakers forever at bay!
And the fiercest noobs rout
when they hear trickshot's shout,
Doritoborn, for your blessing we pray!
Hearken now, dayum sons of swag, to an age, long ago
and the tale, boldly told, of the one!
Who was kin to both wyrm
and the races of players
with a power to rival Shrek
And the Smokes have foretold
of black wings in the cold,
that when brothers wage 1v1s come unfurled!
Alduin, Bane of Admins,
ancient shadow unbanned,
with a hunger to hardscope the map!
But a dank, shall arise,
when the dank dragon's lies,
will be shrekt forever and then!
Fair Smokerim will be free from ♥♥♥♥ Alduin's hax!
Doritoborn, Doritoborn
by his swag is sworn
To keep squeakers forever at bay!
And the fiercest noobs rout
when they hear trickshot's shout,
Doritoborn, for your blessing we pray!