Banned for 72 hours on 7/29/2020

Banned for 720 hours on 10/21/2020

Banned for 720 hours on 4/6/2021

Banned for 720 hours on 9/9/2021

Banned for 720 hours on 6/19/2022


Usually in games where you're on a team, you trash talk the other team.

Not in Rocket League.

In Rocket League you're drowning in a sea of toxicity from teammates.

In Rocket League each match a teammate arbitrarily decides to throw is an anchor pulling you closer to the murky depths of insanity.

In Rocket League you desperately try to swim towards the lifeboat in the distance hoping to regain your love of the game, but when you arrive you find that Psyonix and Epic Games didn't install a ladder on the lifeboat.

This review doesn't even matter anymore, but if someone, somewhere, reads this review:


Don't play this game.
Don't jump into the water.
Don't make the same mistake as me.