No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 457.6 hrs on record (339.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Jun, 2016 @ 5:56pm
Updated: 23 Jun, 2017 @ 8:55am

10/10 I have enjoyed robbing banks.

MORE VERBOSE: I have found the act of transferring American currency called a "dollar" which is physically useless but is in great value ranging from 1 dollar to 100, I shall transfer the currency is which I do not own from the U.S citizen's to my very own offshore account and my own personal vault within a compromised location is D.C known as the safehouse where bundles and stacks of this useless paper money, in doing so, I combat law enforcers simultaneously which increase and numbers and firepower within each wave and assault. *takes a deep breath* While combatng D.C's best of the best, they hire a private security firm with their very own army called "GenSec" the body armor provided cannot ensure my very own well being as quoted from Dallas "♥♥♥♥ I NEED A MEDIC BAG!" MORER VERBOSE: I'm needing a medic bag: I require medicine contained in a bag immediately: I'm in requirement of medical supplies contained inside a bag : I'm in the absolute requirement of medical ultilities into a carrying device known as a bag, which are contained in a dual handle device known by the term "bag" and by using this, I am able to calm the stimulation of my pain receptors and treat my wounds caused propelled projectiles fired by the police force, which means that I will able to stay alive for the duration of the "heist" and continue my road of robbery: I am in the absolute necessary...requirement of adquiring supplementary organical compounds used for medical purposes only which are contained inside the bag, which is a two handle, lightweight, and durable which is able to transport a variety of objects that may be helpful for the person carrying that container, and by making use of the medical supplementary compounds, I will be able to restore myself to my healthy full health state by treating my wounds caused by projectiles known as bullets, which were fired by the police straight through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in between my body armor and exposed parts of the body causing me to spill viable content from by body called blood, which is very dangerous for my integrity, and also allowing me to regain strength and being able continue my time on this is existance in a life of moraly ambiguous acts of taking money from a bank containment unit named a vault, which keeps the money of the citizens of the United State of America safe, and being able to gain a physically useles but meaningful object known commonly as paperknown as money, Thank for your time, HEAL ME PL0X
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award