Hello everyone, concerned Christian Father here. Recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind it at first, it soon began affect his character. Within a week he had taken up semi-pro Fortnite dancing competitions. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange pose with his arms extended outwards. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and when I confront him about it he threatens to “one pump” me. He refuses to eat his favourite foods anymore and constantly demands a “chug jug”. Now he has dyed his hair the colour blue as a way to “promote” his idol “Ninja” and refers to me and my wife as “little craps”. I try to get him to go to bible studies now but he just tells me to jump out of the “battle bus” without a glider. Please help.

Hello everyone, concerned Christian Father here. Recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind it at first, it soon began affect his character. Within a week he had taken up semi-pro Fortnite dancing competitions. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange pose with his arms extended outwards. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and when I confront him about it he threatens to “one pump” me. He refuses to eat his favourite foods anymore and constantly demands a “chug jug”. Now he has dyed his hair the colour blue as a way to “promote” his idol “Ninja” and refers to me and my wife as “little craps”. I try to get him to go to bible studies now but he just tells me to jump out of the “battle bus” without a glider. Please help.

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Hello everyone, concerned Christian Father here. Recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind it at first, it soon began affect his character. Within a week he had taken up semi-pro Fortnite dancing competitions. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange pose with his arms extended outwards. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and when I confront him about it he threatens to “one pump” me. He refuses to eat his favourite foods anymore and constantly demands a “chug jug”. Now he has dyed his hair the colour blue as a way to “promote” his idol “Ninja” and refers to me and my wife as “little craps”. I try to get him to go to bible studies now but he just tells me to jump out of the “battle bus” without a glider. Please help.

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